tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54185082011-06-08T02:33:52.650-04:00America's Soaring Eagles of PatriotismAn astounding array of commentary on the liberal assault on American values, America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism is YOUR source for honest, American opinions.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.comBlogger581100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1106591258871836422005-01-24T13:20:00.000-05:002005-01-24T13:27:38.873-05:00Activist Judges refuse Schiavo appeal
Now this is the kind of loony judicial nonsense that has brought this nation to a moral mess. All Jeb Bush wanted to do is to save a Christian, braindead life, and these activist judges have to come in and ruin the whole show, apparently because it's a breach of "executive privilige" or some legal mumbo-jumbo. I tell you, the only way to bring this nation Sven Johnsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1106542053807569962005-01-23T22:37:00.000-05:002005-01-24T23:38:55.606-05:00Hello, I am the new co-editor of this fine American Blog. Thank you for reading this site but if you're some liberal pansy CANADIAN then you should just get out and prevent our ip address from catching AIDS or syphillis or scurvy or whatever pervert diseases you may have.
I have found that in the last few years, we have truly forgotten what September 11 means to us as Americans. True, after someSven Johnsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1106257745191688592005-01-20T16:41:00.000-05:002005-01-20T16:49:05.190-05:00Wonderful news, fellow eagles! America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism is back! AGAIN!
As some of you devoted faithful may know, for the past six months I've been encarcerated. While the specifics can't be revealed, I will tell you that my enprisonment had something to do with a zealous demonstration atop Mt. Rushmore. Needless to say, after the dust settled and the six funerals were completed, INickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1090972489896857122004-07-27T19:47:00.000-04:002004-07-27T19:54:49.896-04:00It's time, Eagles, for us to take a stand. The dark forces of progress, in the form of John Kerry, are threatening to end the past four years of prosperity and happiness. These forces threaten to staunch the ever-glorious war effort -- on baseless grounds. These forces threaten to take our money in the form of tax hikes -- for the wealthy! These forces threaten to halt the NASCAR season -- Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1068598816333386702003-11-11T20:00:00.000-05:002003-11-11T20:00:14.030-05:00Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I shoot my gun
while taking a poo.Michaelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1068575205197219142003-11-11T13:26:00.000-05:002003-11-11T13:26:42.676-05:00American Poetry:
Flag soaring on high,
Red
White
Blue
The stars gleam with valor,
For heroes long lost.
America,
Land of Freedom.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1067103157349427552003-10-25T13:32:00.000-04:002003-10-25T13:32:36.813-04:00George W Bush, and his supporters in Washington, have come up with a brilliant plan to guarantee continued Republican control. By rocketing the issue of gay marriage into the spotlight, Dubya will single-handedly gain the support of every honest, red-blooded patriot. And with support like that, how can the good guys lose?Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1066604906154472122003-10-19T19:08:00.000-04:002003-10-19T19:08:26.213-04:00Eagle1's triumphant return!
Whew! It's been a long few weeks, or was it months, in Iraq, but finally we Eagles have done all we can. We've stopped insurgents, stolen food, and even befriended quite a few of the American soldiers. All in a good day's work.
But now, my fellow patriots, with the impending election and the increasing political heat on President Bush, we here at America's Soaring Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1065644223842734302003-10-08T16:17:00.000-04:002003-10-08T16:17:03.750-04:00Congrats Eagles! With over 200 of you turning out and not only voting but physically preventing those democrats from entering the polls we successfully shut Grey down! A thank you card will be mailed to your families.
God Bless America, and the Republican Party.Michaelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1065492575756077072003-10-06T22:09:00.000-04:002003-10-06T22:09:35.753-04:00The latest from the front:
Hi all. Eagle1 here, and glad I am to be able to report. It's been a rough few weeks with the constant strain of putting down revolutionaries and stealing provisions from the military due to a lack of planning on our part. But never fear! All but 346 of us are alive and kicking!
Now, I'd like to outline our plans for war: Find WMDs, Find Saddam, Try and steal more Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1065481337547064632003-10-06T19:02:00.000-04:002003-10-06T19:02:17.660-04:00America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism is embarking on a new endeavor after our recent success in our "Stop Hillary Now" campaign: the sequel, "Stop Davis Now" shall be conducted as California's recall comes nearer. We are encouraging all true patriots to move to California, obtain a voting registration card by any means necessary, I repeat, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, and kick Gray Davis out of Michaelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1065123110715389492003-10-02T15:31:00.000-04:002003-10-02T15:31:50.383-04:00Hello all this is your new informant, Gunluver. I will be updating you frequently on all that is right in this world (read all that is conservative) and the trusty actions of our fearless leader George W. Bush, as well as updates on Eagle1's positions. That is all.
God Bless America.Michaelnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1062728965926446102003-09-04T22:29:00.000-04:002003-09-04T22:29:25.873-04:00Hello folks! Eagle1 here! Well, we have officially landed in Iraq (at an undisclosed location) and what do you know... there's an internet station here! What does this mean? Well, quite frankly, that all you faithful readers will have a direct link to the crusade against evil. While no Eagle has yet to see combat, we are all very confident our man-power and resources will be required by our Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1061567209500390982003-08-22T11:46:00.000-04:002003-08-22T11:46:49.496-04:00Dear Faithful Readers,
Well, sadly, the dream is over. After a lengthy America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism convention, the leaders of your favorite political activist group have decided on the best way to support Our Leader George W. Bush -- going to Iraq to fight alongside the American troops.
While this decision is in no way sanctioned by Mr. Bush, we fell it is the right one.
But where Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1061308463444150442003-08-19T11:54:00.000-04:002003-08-19T19:23:33.686-04:00Today marks the release of Bowling for Columbine, Michael Moore's anti-America, anti-patriot movie. It is probably common knowledge among good Soaring Eagles, but we feel it should be mentioned: Purchase every copy of this film and bring it to the America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism anti-Moore Rally. We feel that, by purchasing millions of copies of this film, and then burning those same Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1061256844603586372003-08-18T21:34:00.000-04:002003-08-18T21:34:04.586-04:00As many of you know, the past week saw the darkening of a large portion of the Eastern United States. Lucky for America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism, our stronghold was not affected. Unluckily, however, for the readers, we, as an organization were stranded in New York for an ant-communist rally. Don't worry, though. Frequent updates, of the informative kind, should resume on Friday. Look Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1060801904323023712003-08-13T15:11:00.000-04:002003-08-13T15:16:29.190-04:00Scientists have recently published a new theory stating that human beings are "more closely related to rats than cats."
What!?
Are these people for real!? Rats!
We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism believe these scientists couldn't be more wrong. Upon consultation of The Good Book, we have learned that humans, in fact, have no relation to the other puny animals that reside on thisNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1060625573341379302003-08-11T14:12:00.000-04:002003-08-11T14:12:53.360-04:00MSNBC recently posted an article detailing the rise of teen prostitution amongst America. In usual Soaring Eagle fashion, we thought we'd chime in on this tidbit. Unexpectedly, however, a member of our ranks offered to share their beliefs with the world. Here now are his (yes, his) thoughts.
"Ever since 1999, when I was stolen from my mother's arms by a roving band of would-be man-whore pimps, Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1060490470810729082003-08-10T00:41:00.000-04:002003-08-10T00:41:10.720-04:00Well, it's official. Ahnuld will be running for Governor of California. While the Terminator himself will be running as a Republican, his beliefs don't quite fall in line with those of Soaring Eagles. We believe the only good republican is a hard-core republican, and Arnie has billed himself as being a moderate member of the GOP. Disastrous.
That is why we here at America's Soaring Eagles of Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1060291713004430112003-08-07T17:28:00.000-04:002003-08-07T17:28:33.023-04:00Today is a momentous occasion. Finally, after securing much-needed funding from the NRA America's Soaring Eagles of patriotism is proud to present... The Shout Box. Now, fellow patriots, you too can communicate with the folks of ASEOP. Enjoy it.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1060227825510144542003-08-06T23:43:00.000-04:002003-08-06T23:43:45.516-04:00Today the friends and family of America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism visited Cedar POint, America's Roller Coast. One small problem, though, the foreign work force. All Patriots present commented on the horrible state of Cedar Point's workforce. Is the place run by commies, because if it isn't then they better get some stinkin' Americans in there. Fast. It took nearly five minutes for a soda. Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1059447631614573912003-07-28T23:00:00.000-04:002003-07-28T23:00:31.550-04:00Kids these days. Have they no respect?
As of late there have been many a starling trend with this nation's youth. For example, many kids and teenagers have taken to wearing sandals all the time, as opposed to respectable shoes. Are these people going to the beach? Are they hippies? We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism sure as hell hope not!
Another horrible trend: trucker caps.
Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1059083928129596552003-07-24T17:58:00.000-04:002003-07-24T17:58:48.153-04:00Abortion: A highly debated topic; filled with mixed emotions.
Contraceptives: One of the only defeats ever suffered by conservatives.
Well we won't stand for defeat! We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism will not stand by as millions upon millions of Americans continue to have sex for pleasure, as opposed to procreation. Think about how many tiny souls are never given the chance to Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1059002307664659032003-07-23T19:18:00.000-04:002003-07-23T19:28:23.856-04:00It has come before the attention of ASEP that a new religion has been gaining steam. That of wicca, or witchcraft if you will. This religion, whose numbers have begun to grow steadily since 1990, poses a direct and very imminent threat to all honest Christians. We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism are calling on our savior, George W. Bush, to use force in uprooting this infestation. Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058975027286449342003-07-23T11:43:00.000-04:002003-07-23T11:53:43.456-04:00It's official. Saddam's sons are dead.
Let the rejoicing begin.
Hopefully this deft strike against tyrannical power will show those liberals in Washington what a united coalition is capable of. Now they'll fear the power of the Republican party! Keep it up Dubya; only Saddam's left now!Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058804983720523332003-07-21T12:29:00.000-04:002003-07-21T12:29:43.750-04:00The latest videogame sales report is in thanks to NPD, a sales reporting firm, and it's not looking good for the United States. In fact, it appears that Japan has found a way to worm their way into videogames, a traditionally American field. In fact, the latest report states that Sony sold over 400,000 PS2's and Nintendo sold 125,000 GameCube's and 600,000 GameBoy Advance's. Meanwhile, Microsoft,Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058677471389134002003-07-20T01:04:00.000-04:002003-07-20T01:04:31.400-04:00Hold on to your seats here folks, we have some startling news. It appears that Presidential nominee John Kerry is possessed by a demon. That's right, a demon. We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism didn't believe it either.... at first. But then demon specialist Tony Gestrupid explained the matter in full, and let's put it this way. We're now believers.
To get the inside scoop we Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058499389557761612003-07-17T23:36:00.000-04:002003-07-17T23:36:29.530-04:00As some of you faithful Eagles may know, the Supreme Court has been catching much flak for declaring a Texas law prohibiting sodomy unconstitutional on the grounds of impeding on citizen's civil liberties. Well we here at America's Soaring eagles of Patriotism believe differently. We say any law that prohibits gay people from copulating is a good one. All we need in this world are more Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058367245049234192003-07-16T10:54:00.000-04:002003-07-16T10:56:38.710-04:00It has come to the attention of America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism that some would-be patriots are complaining about the placement and use of our nation's flag. These despicable whiners have gone as far as to say that flying a flag from one's car window or painting a flag on the bag of one's truck desecrates all that Old Glory stands for.
Contrary to what these liberal windbags are Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058237065876689132003-07-14T22:44:00.000-04:002003-07-14T22:44:25.803-04:00A Short Announcement:
Just moments ago, in Baseball's Home Run Derby, a man was awarded a new house thanks to Century 21. What makes this such a special occasion are the words this voctor said: "Thank Jesus!"
Let's all thank Jesus!
God bless.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058235925217623722003-07-14T22:25:00.000-04:002003-07-14T22:25:49.180-04:00Tomorrow is the All-Star game for "America's Pastime." But let's be honest here, is Baseball really the pastime of patriots? No. We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism are calling on all good patriots to petition Bud Selig to change Baseball's slogan, freeing "America's Pastime" up for the real pastime of champions -- NASCAR. It is a well known fact that NASCAR is the sport most Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1058157204959717782003-07-14T00:33:00.000-04:002003-07-14T00:33:24.946-04:00An Update on James Buchanan:
Last week it was revealed that there may be some speculation as to whether James Buchanan was not entirely heterosexual. As it turns out, multiple Soaring Eagle sources have unearthed oodles of new information which, sadly, confirm our past suspicions. After a lengthy scouring of the internet, proud Soaring Eagle Willum O'Frankin upturned the first important fact: Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1057978878078170072003-07-11T23:01:00.000-04:002003-07-11T23:01:18.130-04:00The liberals are at it again.
In a recent interview, presidential candidate Howard Dean undermined President Bush's credibility, claiming that information about the forged uranium intelligence documents "existed in the state department and also in the vice president's office."
What!?
So now the President and his staff are on trial!? That isn't right. In fact, America's Soaring Eagles of Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1057889873748209422003-07-10T22:17:00.000-04:002003-07-10T22:22:07.600-04:00REVIEW TIME!
Pirates of the Caribbean: As promised, here is the review of this much lauded film. Well, contrary to what many other liberal-minded news sources have said, the film is a despicable display of gore, destruction, and inappropriate gestures. All throughout the the film, director Gore Verbinsky follows the story of Will and Elisabeth, two "lovebirds" who disobey their parents in orderNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1057819130494240662003-07-10T02:38:00.000-04:002003-07-10T02:38:50.510-04:00It has come to the attention of America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism that our Nation's perfect presidential record may be marred. Yes folks, it appears we may have had a gay president. The grotesque culprit in question is none other than James Buchanan, considered by many to be the worst president ever (go figure). In a startling revelation, reports have surfaced that Mr. Buchanan spent a span Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1057698343888610042003-07-08T17:05:00.000-04:002003-07-08T17:05:43.976-04:00According to an article on CNN, the claims made by President Bush regarding Iraq's plans to procure uranium were indeed false. Now, in light of this fact, many liberal extremists are up in arms, claiming Mr. Bush "lied to America." We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism have one thing to say: Quit complaining!
Who cares about how our President convinced the nation to go to war? We Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-105752787926603782003-07-06T17:44:00.000-04:002003-07-06T17:44:39.263-04:00Well folks, it's been a long time, but have no fear. America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism is now back online! After a week of power outages and server failures, ASEP has returned, stronger than ever before! So, without further ado, on to the content!
An interesting article was printed today in the New York Times, a liberal-minded publication out of the Big Apple. The article went on to stateNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1057025530955553092003-06-30T22:12:00.000-04:002003-06-30T22:14:42.116-04:00It's been a long time coming... in fact, too long, but finally the America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism 2003 Election Results are in! Read on below to see who will be leading our organization, and nation, forward into the next ten years.
President: Alfred Tuirnesto.
"I feel I will bring a renewed moral integrity, real world skills, and a sense of outrage to America's Soaring Eagles of Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1056490155209267602003-06-24T17:29:00.000-04:002003-06-24T17:29:15.206-04:00A bold statement was made today by the senate committee on filibusters. The committee, with all Republican members present and none of the Democrats, decided to bring before the Senate a bill designed to cut the number votes needed to stop a filibuster from 60 to 51. America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism applauds this decision, because, in effect, it allows the GOP (America's official party) to Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1056428349713995532003-06-24T00:19:00.000-04:002003-06-24T00:22:04.803-04:00It has come before the attention of America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism that famed action hero Arnold Schwarzenegger may be planning to run for political office. It appears the Terminator could be kicking butt all the way across Death Valley as soon as next year. Naturally, Mr. Schwarzenegger will be running as a Republican candidate, and we here at Soaring Eagles of Patriotism think he has a Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1056420276430535162003-06-23T22:04:00.000-04:002003-06-23T22:05:47.550-04:00Today is a sad day indeed for America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism; for today is the day the Supreme Court dropped the affirmative action bombshell. Contrary to what any good Soaring Eagle should think, the Supreme Court, in a five to four decision, ruled in favor of the U of M's law school admissions policy. Sure the court struck down the undergraduate school's point-based policy, but that is Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1056259807176524032003-06-22T01:30:00.000-04:002003-06-22T01:30:07.183-04:00Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow it begins. Stop Hillary Now!
The upcoming days, weeks, and years; fellow Patriots, will become most troubling for true, American citizens. After repeated attacks on his, and our nation's, credibility, President Bush has withstood the liberal assault's accusations and questions. But, fair citizens, a newly arisen problem has reared its ugly head -- discontent among Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1055947845700890192003-06-18T10:50:00.000-04:002003-06-18T10:50:45.570-04:00The squabble for the chance to take on President Bush in the 2004 election is in full swing. Democratic candidates across the nation are whipping up a flurry mud in an effort to gain any advantage over their opponents. America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism are great believers in mud-slinging, because the practice takes attention away from the WMD debacle. Nice work Democrats, you're helping the Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1055656288651345562003-06-15T01:51:00.000-04:002003-06-15T01:55:19.606-04:00America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism has recently received quite a few concerned letters dealing with the glutton of reality TV shows taking up valuable airspace on America's television networks. Most of these letters deal with one central topic: immorality. In an unprecedented move, the Soaring Eagles would like to address the issues presented by reality television.
Corruption: There are Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1055558303007720692003-06-13T22:38:00.000-04:002003-06-13T22:40:03.166-04:00Earlier today the Michigan chapter of America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism made its yearly pilgrimage to Cedar Point, a large collection of over-the-top thrill rides on the coast of lake Eerie. The following are John Koman's impressions of this year's exciting journey:
Hi all, John Koman here! I am the Michigan chapter's elected scribe, and as such, I am here before you describing our Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1055360130492663032003-06-11T15:35:00.000-04:002003-06-11T15:35:30.746-04:00Until recently the exploits of Tom Fairbrell had gone unnoticed. Not anymore. America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism would like to ceremoniously award him with a medal of valor for his participation in the anti-devil worship rally near J.K. Rowling's home in England. Brandishing a sign which read, "Send Harry back where he belongs -- Hell," Tom led the charge in boycotting Harry Potter: Order of Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1055192208734864622003-06-09T16:56:00.000-04:002003-06-09T16:56:48.760-04:00On movies:
It's a sad day when the week's top box office hit is 2 Fast 2 Furious, starring Paul Walker, Tyrese and Ludacris. Obviously only the teenagers saw this film, and they must have been out in droves. This begs the question: what has happened to America's youth? We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism still remember the days when the most popular films revolved around either Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1055012200857668422003-06-07T14:56:00.000-04:002003-06-07T14:56:40.900-04:00Recently the Department of Justice has announced plans to discontinue Gay Pride Day. We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism applaud this decision, as it finally throws a kink in the planned homosexual invasion. It's time we, and other real Americans who know the truth, should rally behind Secretary Ashcroft's bold staement. I encourage all, no matter their beliefs, to send a letter to Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1054863975681954902003-06-05T21:46:00.000-04:002003-06-05T21:46:15.610-04:00Where are the WMD President Bush? It seems like this is the question of the week here in America, and rightly so. As of yet no weapons have been found. But one must ask one's self, does this really matter? We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism can answer that in one word: no. President Bush, possibly the greatest leader the world has ever seen, took America to war for good reasons. Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1054777563021561692003-06-04T21:46:00.000-04:002003-06-04T21:46:03.130-04:00On Videogames:
Videogames are like the plague, ravaging America's impressionable youth. In fact, any good Soaring Eagle of Patriotism knows that the only acceptable videogame to play is Fox News Channel 2: Starting the Empire. The game combines the solid morals of the cable network with the down to earth practices of managing a large corporation. Excellent stuff, indeed. In fact, the game is Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1054650604873801092003-06-03T10:30:00.000-04:002003-06-03T10:30:04.890-04:00Recently, it has come before the esteemed organization America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism that some liberal-minded bozo has created a website intended to degrade our esteemed President's image. The website, available here depicts George W. Bush as some sort of Satan-worshipping erotic dancer. This is obviously not true, and should be taken accordingly... as slander. While we here at America'sNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1054593027200882342003-06-02T18:30:00.000-04:002003-06-02T18:30:26.903-04:00Recently, former president Bill Clinton has discussed his belief that the 22nd amendment, which constrains Presidents to only two terms in office, should be altered to allow candidates to run again after taking a four-year hiatus from the job. America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism applauds Mr. Clinton for this action, not because we feel Clinton deserves another go at the White house, but Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1054325556687333052003-05-30T16:12:00.000-04:002003-05-30T16:13:23.236-04:00High school graduation is this week, and while this is a momentous occasion, it must be asked whether schools are doing their job. Are today's kids learning? Yes. Too much. It's time we Americans start cutting more funding for schools, giving it instead to the people who matter: priests and soldiers.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1054171825647048152003-05-28T21:30:00.000-04:002003-05-28T21:30:25.773-04:00Recently, the people of New Zealand have made an attempt to grant Chimpanzee's the same rights as human beings. They can't even talk! We here at America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism find this gratuitous overstepping of boundaries to be absolutely appalling.In accordance with these beliefs, the Soaring Eagles have decided to mount an e-mail campaign against chimpanzees. Tell these hairy animals Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-105408643109407072003-05-27T21:47:00.000-04:002003-05-27T21:48:06.373-04:00Starship Troopers has been announced as the official movie of America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism. It's message of perseverance and depiction of government are all in accordance with what true Eagles believe. Time to hit up the nearest Blockbuster.
In recent times much emphasis has been placed upon the War on Terror. While all this attention is much appreciated, America mustn't forget the Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1053904206550235942003-05-25T19:10:00.000-04:002003-05-25T19:10:06.973-04:00Recently, America's Soaring Eagles of Patriotism took part in a 24-hour challenge designed to test our fitness and dedication. Needless to say, we Eagles showed the world what Americans can do when they get down and dirty. For 24 straight hours one member of our 12 man team was running a mile, while the rest of the team was recouping. All this was done under the watchful eye of the Star Spangled Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1053735339443449822003-05-23T20:15:00.000-04:002003-05-23T20:17:43.716-04:00The world is spinning out of control.
Today, as just one example of the world's insanity, the radio near the Soaring Eagles of Patriotism headquarters played a song describing a group of young people's clash with authority. This, and other such songs, are just another example of how the liberal media is trying to convert honest American kids into monsters. Isn't it time someone stood up to theseNickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5418508.post-1053656993445988152003-05-22T22:29:00.000-04:002003-05-22T22:29:52.713-04:00On Colleges:
The Soaring Eagles of Patriotism is an organization dedicated to true American thinking. That's why we support one school -- Rockford College. It's a place where Bush-hating liberals are booed off the stage. It's a place where good morals are supported by all. It's a place all Soaring Eagles should think of attending. Check it out.Nickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06272452323619331019noreply@blogger.com0